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Blogging Since: January 2005
Contents: Sparks of frivolous ideas, sarcasm, humor, current events, paroxysms of pathological behavior.
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Name: Tobey
Location: Philippines
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School: UP Diliman
Course: Creative Writing

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The Webmiss

I am lazy.
My favorite color is coded hexadecimal #009530.
I haven't the patience for cooking, kids, and stupid people.
Unlike other writers, I am a math person. I also hate poetry.
I have titanium metal plates screwed in my skull.
I get bored easily.
I collect adult toys. Not the rubber dick I can whip you with kind of toy, but the mental stimulant type, like rubik's cube, chess, scrabble, cube locks, and so on.
You'd know I'm comfortable with you around when I spontaneously break into a stupid song or a stupid dance. Or just fart in your presence. Drum-beat loud, wet and airy fart, that.
I ♥ robots.
I'm an atheist. Hurrah rationalism.
Can't sleep with the lights off.
I think clocks, ties, and high heels are useless inventions.
I have a fetish for the sky--sunrise, twilight, cloud patterns, constellations, eclipses, birds, aliens, and everything else not earthbound. The universe.
My favorite writer is Anthony Burgess.
I don't watch TV.
Or read newspapers or magazines.
I don't have a Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Tumblr, Multiply, Livejournal, whatever. This is all I have.
I'm a bit of a recluse.
My only hobby that involves other people is mountain climbing.
I have the personality profile of an inventor.


Blogging Since: January 2005 Contents: Sparks of frivolous ideas, sarcasm, humor, current events, paroxysms of pathological behavior. Best Viewed: Firefox 1024 x 768 Host: DreamHost CMS Platform: Textpattern Name: Tobey Location: Philippines Contact: School: UP Diliman Course: Creative Writing » After The Thought » Dirty Pop Machine » Filipino Freethinkers » Mirage Ode » Oh So Yummy » Pinoy Mountaineer » Roadtrip » The Curious Couch » The Muse on a Moodswing » Timetables » Yffar's World		about archives blog The Webmiss I am lazy. My favorite color is coded hexadecimal #009530. I haven't the patience for cooking, kids, and stupid people. Unlike other writers, I am a math person. I also hate poetry. I have titanium metal plates screwed in my skull. I get bored easily. I collect adult toys. Not the rubber dick I can whip you with kind of toy, but the mental stimulant type, like rubik's cube, chess, scrabble, cube locks, and so on. You'd know I'm comfortable with you around when I spontaneously break into a stupid song or a stupid dance. Or just fart in your presence. Drum-beat loud, wet and airy fart, that. I ♥ robots. I'm an atheist. Hurrah rationalism. Can't sleep with the lights off. I think clocks, ties, and high heels are useless inventions. I have a fetish for the sky--sunrise, twilight, cloud patterns, constellations, eclipses, birds, aliens, and everything else not earthbound. The universe. My favorite writer is Anthony Burgess. I don't watch TV. Or read newspapers or magazines. I don't have a Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Tumblr, Multiply, Livejournal, whatever. This is all I have. I'm a bit of a recluse. My only hobby that involves other people is mountain climbing. I have the personality profile of an inventor.