Despite other apologetically humble first sentence introductions, I am woman of many words. Dig up my mountains of neurotically introversive whinings and pseudointellectual existentialist ruminations about the profound superficiality and absurdity of life in general. I also write amateurish fiction, poetry, and reviews when the mood strikes me. A bulk of my entries exposes my bipolar personality which swings in a pendulum between mania and depression, euphoria and dysphoria. In between these, I write about nothing and merely produce spasms of wordplay and frivolous blabberies.
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December 2008
10 - The Grand Leap08 - The Anatomy of a Penis
03 - A Panoramic View of Lego Buildings
02 - Toothsome Stir Fried Slugs
November 2008
25 - In The Blood15 - Left Eye
06 - Metal Plates in My Head
October 2008
23 - How to Teleport to the Hospital21 - Sawteeth
18 - Emortal
16 - Santa and His Big Bag of Goodies
12 - My Pet Turtle X
05 - How would like to grow taller?
04 - Who watches the watchmen?
01 - Sizzling Balut
September 2008
27 - Survivor23 - Bastardized Mountain
17 - Random Non-ranting Stuff
16 - Weaving Words, Weaving Worlds
14 - The World is Just Awesome
12 - Carnivorous Vampire Worms
02 - The Future Horror Fictionist
01 - The Curious Incident of the Underdog
August 2008
28 - Hermes and Aphrodite27 - Walking Under The Rain
25 - Window-rattling Monster Movie
20 - Manang-nanggal
19 - The Birth of Muymuy
15 - Frenzied Hike
13 - The Land of Cum
06 - The Panther, The Deer, and The Centipede
04 - Carrots and Bananas
July 2008
29 - The Mountain of Enkantos25 - The Thing My Hands Led Me To
22 - Skeleton Wrapped In Paperwrinkle Skin
20 - Unfinished BLAHLY Written Short Story
16 - Anger-infested Blazing Ink
14 - Mount Pubic Hair
11 - The Revenge of The Revenge of The...
09 - Delivery Boy
June 2008
26 - Neurotic Oldgasm15 - Virgins
05 - Eyeballs Rolling 180 Degrees Backwards
03 - My Summer Bonanza
May 2008
30 - Semiresigned and Semiterminated20 - Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
14 - The Burrowing Australian Marsupials
11 - Brutally Sadomasochistic Rape Scene
09 - Beachfaring Brine Junkies
April 2008
29 - Imagine you're my psychiatrist.26 - My Mindtwister
25 - Duck Egg Scavengers
24 - The Consequences of Violent Affection
23 - Squid Ink
22 - The Great Wall of Porcelain
16 - Perpetual State of Ennui
13 - Psychotic Dragonborn Warlord
09 - Oh My Darling Clementine
08 - Blame the Unwashed Dishes
March 2008
28 - Theoretically Odorless Fartbombs26 - Words are all I am.
25 - Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...
21 - My Ecstasy Tablet
16 - Butiki
08 - Confused Humpty Dumptress
06 - The Bobo Spake
February 2008
28 - Rolled Balls of Kulangot22 - The Foot of the Rainbow
20 - Peanut Butter
18 - Operation Find A Boyfriend Project
17 - Juno (soundtrack)
17 - The Prodigal Cunt
15 - Goosepimples
14 - Valentine's Priapic Moment
14 - When I Grow Up Awannabe A Blank
12 - The Catcher in the Cornfield
11 - You Say
10 - Streams of Conscience and Pseudoreviews
01 - Balut
January 2008
30 - Fuck It: The Ultimate Spiritual Way29 - Surfs Up!
23 - Mr. Cigarette Butt Won't Come To My Pad
16 - Dan Brown of Science
09 - The Desperate Stereotypes
08 - The Electrifying Woman
04 - Kickass Occupations
03 - Squiffy Over Empi