Prokrasteeeneyshon. I are suppose tah do two essays tonight but thought awww fuck it, I don't mind turning them in late.XD They're pretty short, really, approximately five hundred words each. One's about my murderer-alcoholic-gambler-womanizer-addict father who mystifies me so much because everybody adores the sonuvabitch. Apparently he's a charming man; his charm just doesn't seem to rub on me. The other essay's about a view from the Carillon Tower, one hundred forty-four spiraling steps up the university church bells with a panoramic view of the UP Diliman campus that spreads out towards the diorama Lego building blocks of Makati and Ortigas skyscrapers. My brain is sabaw just plug in a straw in my ear and make higop of my braincells.XD Waaaaaahhhh. I'm so labooooooooohhhhh.

Snapshot of a frustrated tamad-magphotoshop photographer taken on a dreary afternoon.

Another dreary snapshot, an almost monochromatic not to mention dull and boring sight of the Carillon church bells.

Kuya manong guard named Edward was panting and sweating up the last step while I looked like I haven't flexed a toe. Then he went like, How come you're not sweating? I said I have the heart of a horse, that I actually am a horse, taking the shape of a girl.

Christmas wish list (I have one apparently. Wahahaha.XD):

1. The graphic novel Maus
2. Well. That's really it. Wahahahahahahaha.XXDD

I know this is crappy cropping (Reminds me of bullfrogs: croaky crappy cropping. Wahawhawhaw.XD) but that's my name right there second to the last.XD It's next to anonymity, mind, my name shortened to EM Tobias who is just a bloody nobody, just another name on a birth certificate. Wahahaha, bitter.XD Book launch's on December 9, 4 PM at CAL 201. Oh jesuseffinchriiiiiiiiist my first publication. Wahahaha.XD It's nothing much but it's an itty-bitty little something next to nothing. Teeeeeeeeeeee.

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