Mt. Romelo
Rating: 3/5

Horse. GLOBE Telecom is suckage. And I thought I missed paying my bill.XP Waaaaaahhh. I'm depressed. PMS-depressed. Serotonin way beyond minimum, my testosterone (Yes, the male hormones. I have loads of those.XD) level at the apex of my hornification.:p So as much as I don't want to think about sex, I can't help considering severely fingering myself until I piss blood and pus.XP Puhahahaha. I am gross, you don't have to remind me.XD Then again it's just, err, I must be ovulating or something. I hate being a WOMAN. (Well I am still a girl.XP) All this blood and menstruation and getting pregnant and shit. Why can't we just rip out all our reproductive system and concentrate on the pleasure cortex of the genitalia? Not to mention flatter abs! Good bye bilbil! And then we'll venture into cloning for the proliferation of our species, and granted spliced gene selection possible, we'll all be making superhumans in the process.:D

And before we go to Romelo and the Buruwisan Falls and everything, I just found the only missing book from my CHUCK PALAHNIUK COLLECTION!XXDDDDD Waharharharhar. So fortunate I passed by the walkway in AS and there it was, Fugitives and Refugees, three fifty bucks on fucking hardbound!XD I flipped into a somersault. Wohorhorhor.XD Then I bought other books (Kasi nga mayaman ako ngayon.XD I have 10K to dispose besides my allowance. How fortunately fortunate I am.XD), all cult fiction!XXDD I am so happeeeeeeeeeeeee.XD MONEY makes me happeeeeeeeeee!XD

• Erotica: Anais Nin's Delta of Venus
• Cyberpunk SF: William Gibson's Neuromancer
• Horror: Bram Stoker's Dracula

Then we have another cult skiffy comics required reading for Popular Literature class, the classic Watchmen, written by THE greatest graphic novlist Alan Moore, who also happens to be the writer of two of my fav graphic novels, Lost Girls (erotica) and V for Vendetta.:p Watchmen's about an alternate history of America in the eighties involving rubber-underwear superheroes with kickass character development. Fun fun fun!XD And for tomorruh, a symposium on Female Writers, Online Writing, and Fantasy Fiction at Recto Hall, 10am to 5pm.:D Wooooooooot! Geek. Boooooooo.

Anyhorssssse. Mt. Romelo otherwise known as Famy, in Siniloan, Laguna, is a bastardized mountain. Rock walls are a forum of vandals. The campsite is a landfill of garbage feasted with large mosquitoes charged with malaria virus. And the trek, imagine a swimming pool slide the length of a mountain slope clad with a thick layer of mud. Read: ankle to knee-deep shit-colored mud interspersed with an overlapping stratification of horse dung.XP The hike was supposed to be a piece of fruitcake but sky leaked rain. Sad. I acquired 5 purple bumps, 2 bruises, 1 cut, and 28 mosquito bites all over my arms, back, and legs.XD Harhar iskwating amfota.XD

But the falls, Romelo has seven falls, two of them inaccessible; the falls are a startling spectacle of nature which cannot be captured on film. Camera would get wet besides, and we'd all get electrocuted in the process--not that it is electrifying anyway.XP Buruwisan Falls is accessible without swimming skills. The rest, you'd have to swim through water passages more than ten feet deep in between two towering rock walls arched with tree branches and thick vines where you'd picture Tarzan brachiating around. Ah, the splendor of backstroking through it facing the sandwiching rock walls, the trees overhanging up above, with the sunbeams piercing through the rifts in the leaves. It is ineffable.:p We tippled old skool Ginebra Gin with a similarly hyperjunkie monkey clan called ABNG (Ang Bantay Ng Gubat, or Ang Baboy Ng Gubat. Akk.) whom we plan to hike with this October. Crazies, they are.

Crap pics.

Idyllic.

Locals.

Buruwisan Falls. Other falls are not camera friendly, I’m afraid.XP

Dinner. Chopsuey (my faborits) and pork barbecue.

Lab bards.

Ang dilim.:o Tricycle driver arm bands. Wahahaha.

At the cave behind the falls.:p

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