Ahoy! I am moribund, I'm afraid. I have been thriving between caffeine and brandy lately as the sole source of my, err, wakefulness and somnolence. I am at the vertex of my caffeine withdrawal for the day, three hours before I consider myself a humanoid tarsier, a tarsier being able to sleep approximately twenty-two hours a day. Or was that a, err, koala bear?o_0 Comparing my eyes to those creatures in the animal kingdom you might as well consider me an ostrich, my eyes even bigger than the size of my brain and ovaries combined. If you could just close your eyes and visualize my eyes right now, that demented dude from Pablo Picasso's Scream would leap right into your head and force you to run screaming to the opposite direction, only that my image would be impressed into your head such that no amount of running or screaming would make it go away. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. I am brainless, blank, zombified. As always the case. :p

Random boogercakes off the top of my head: Oh, the unutterably should I say splehndeeeeeeeeeeeeed weekend at the beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaach! :p The beach, that, with black sand. Waharharhar.XD It was in Sariaya, Quezon, which for all I thought in the foggiest memory shoved back to the bottom of my bottomless cerebral capacity :p that, err, I hadn't been to before. The road trip was like deja vu in predictable slow motion--a three hour trip at that--until I reached the shore with the rest of my beachfaring brine junkies, only then that I realized (after ten minutes or so, would you believe??) that I have already been there before, like, just last year. Wahahahaha. Due to the layers upon layers of intellectual garbage dumped over the memories of my superficial mortal existence, not to mention the alcohol and cigarettes that have decimated and regenerated my brain cells in astounding proportions, I have forgotten who I am, or was, rather. Anywaaaaaaaaaaaay. Went there with Guttural Snortface, Overbite Rabbit Teeth, Porn-Freak Virgin, Palengkerang Socialite, Sybaritic Klutz, and Oversexed Dysfunctional.

Blahdeeblah, tamad ako magkwento.XP

There's just this one snippet of me high in doobie. Sybaritic Klutz blew doobie smoke into my nostril the wrong way, good grief; he puffed them weeds into his lungs and blew the smoke into my nose when he shouldn't have puffed at all, just reversing the ends of the joint and pumping the smoke into each my nostril one at a time. They're almost the same either fucking way, who gives a shites. I didn't smoke much since inflating my head with marijuana would make me drop dead as if my soul whimsically deserted my body and spacefared to Pluto. So I just smoked a bit and floated on the pool water in the resort (that's after the beach and blahdeeblah) with my ears submerged in the water, the noise of them guffawing brine junkies muffled in the densely chlorinated water that filled my ears. I just circled the pool and stared at the glorifying heavens, the stars sparkling like fake diamonds from the bottom of an old liquor bottle. Every now and then a lightning would flash in the sky and illuminate the wide open heavens in a split second of blinding brilliance like some sort of divine mystery forcing some esoteric meaning into my unbelieving psychedelic consciousness. In my timeless state of illusory nirvana, I was communing with a far more powerful being lightyears away at the edge of this universe yet only a few kilometers hovering above me in the form of clashing opposing electrical charges which was magically stupefying as much as dangerously pandemoniacal it could swiftly smite me dead in one strike of a bolt.

Bleargh. I am dead. Alas, I shall have to surrender to the summons of my dreams and resume writing this entry some other time.

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