This is my blog and you can smell your asscrack if you get offended.
Ahoy plodding invertebrates of blogsville! I have finished enrolling for the first semester in UP Diliman and that means towing my ass to and fro Las Piñas and UPD, queuing serpentine longass lines for the manual enlistment (Why, thank you CRS for being so dutifully helpful and purposeful for approving zero subjects for my course this semester.) with the collective students around me reeking with body odor and heaving and glowing like red charcoal from the noonday heat. Nevertheless, I was able to enlist six subjects for the semester—three major and three minor subjects, no GE available. Le sigh.
Subjects for the semester:
- Comparative Literature 115: Creative Nonfiction by Conchitina Cruz
- Comparative Literature 121: Critical Approaches to Literature I by Jose Wendell Capili
- Comparative Literature 171: Popular Literature by Eleanor Sarah Reposar
- Creative Writing 111: Non-realist Fiction by Anna Felicia Sanchez
- Creative Writing 151: Writing for Young Adults by Maria Celeste Flores
- Creative Writing 198: Erotic Writings by Conchitina Cruz
Harhar. I lurrrrv my course. :p Except for that darned subject forcing me to roll my eyeballs one hundred eighty degrees backwards, Critical Approaches to Literature I. I abhor critical stuff with unrelenting rage.
I've just bought four books! :p
- Dan Brown's Digital Fortress
- Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Lived High
- John Irving's The Fourth Hand
- Pietropinto and Simenauer's Beyond the Male Myth
I need to fatten up my cerebral corpuscles and aim for the President's List lauding me an Iskolar ng Bayan award!XD
And I have the temerity to take Creative Writing when I haven't even written a short story for the past whole year.XD
I remember bumping this short white-haired old lady (with heavy overornamental dangling earrings the size of jurasic pearls, mind) with my left breast as I bounced in front of the counter in the cafeteria to buy Nescafe Freeze. She went like, "You disrespectful ignoramus you! You bumped me and didn't even say sorry! Naku, ang henerasyon nga naman ngayon—"
"Ay, sorry po! Hindi ko po sinasadya!" aking wika.
"Oh you're sorry! You should've apologized right when you bumped me, not when I have told you you bumped me!"
"I'm really sorry I didn't feel it." Lame excuse, I swear to God.
"What! You didn't feel it! That is not an excuse! How could you not feel bumping an old lady with your breast!"
"I'm really sorry, my mind was wandering elsewhere and I—"
"You're mind was wandering! And you even have the gall to put up excuses against—"
"Look." I cut her off and gave her my infernal diabolical stare. "I am not a bad person and I never disrespect old people. If you can't accept my apology then that is not my problem." I grabbed my Nescafe Freeze from the counter, swiveled the balls of my feet and walked out.
WTF is the matter with her?? Kala niya kung sino siyang putanginang mataas ang posisyon sa lipunan! Propesor ka man, Dean ka pan, pokpok ka man, wala akong pakielam! Hindi mo kailangan magtaas ng boses dahil lang may puting buhok ka! Pakyu gaddemet! Tsaniin ko lahat ng puting buhok mo diyan eh! Harharhar.
