Wordgasm is a portmanteau of words and orgasm, "word whoring" to put, an intellectual ejaculation of words and lexicons and sesquipedalians and googlewhacks and such, where cliches are strictly prohibited and stereotypes are burnt at stake. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but the words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
Call me Tobey. I'm twentyish, with a gender that involves a vagina. I live in Quezon City. And I go to the University of the Philippines, taking an academic course that requires a large vocabulary and stupendous amounts of imagination. How do you get that? You quaff a gallon of black coffee and gawk at your empty bank account. That would be enough inspiration. More »
 
15.03.09 - 13:50

A is not for Apple but for Ampalaya.
B is not for Ball but for Burloloy.
C is not for Cap but for Chikinini.
D is not for Dog but for Daga.
E is not for Elephant but for Elektrikpan.
F is not for Flower but for Fishball.
G is not for Giraffe but for Gagamba.
H is not for Hat but for Halimaw.
I is not for Igloo but for Ipis.
J is not for Jet but for Japayuki.
K is not for Kite but for Kuko.
L is not for Lion but for Lamok.
M is not for Mouse but for Muta.
N is not for Nest but for Nitso.
O is not for Octopus but for Okra.
P is not for Pizza but for Pekpek.
Q is not for Queen but for Qulangot.
R is not for Rabbit but for Rabis.
S is not for Snake but for Singit.
T is not for Turkey but for Tsungki.
U is not for Umbrella but for Utong.
V is not for Violin but for Viagra.
W is not for Whale but for Walis.
X is not for Xylophone but for Xerex.
Y is not for Yoyo but for Yero.
Z is not for Zebra but for Zapote.

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