Wordgasm is a portmanteau of words and orgasm, "word whoring" to put, an intellectual ejaculation of words and lexicons and sesquipedalians and googlewhacks and such, where cliches are strictly prohibited and stereotypes are burnt at stake. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but the words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
Call me Tobey. I'm twentyish, with a gender that involves a vagina. I live in Quezon City. And I go to the University of the Philippines, taking an academic course that requires a large vocabulary and stupendous amounts of imagination. How do you get that? You quaff a gallon of black coffee and gawk at your empty bank account. That would be enough inspiration. More »
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» 101 Reasons To Bounce Out This Dorm
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» Flying Pink Starfish
» The Man Who Had Two Assholes
» HELL YEAH I HAVE INTERNETZ!
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» Talikasan @ Mt. Daguldol
09.04.07 - 14:46
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. The final terminus of my life has come to an end. My life has gone kaput! PFFFFFFFT. A muffled explosion into a gargantuan megarectal mushroom cloud.X0
Good grief, oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.X0 WTF was I thinking?? Gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh the humiliation. In Thomson's words, With wild surprise, A moment stupid, motionless he stood. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.