I can sniff Futurama season 6 whipping back with twenty-six spanking new episodes by mid 2010. I am so slooooooooow catching the news but oh my yes! Futurama is back baby yeah!:p In your face The Simpsons! ...and Family Guy and South Park! All you three can suck Farnsworth's pruny balls!

I just don't get why schmoes fall for those horribly DULL cartoons. (Well schmoes are dull and stupid and boring and would fall for any sitcom that's just as dull and stupid and boring. (Like KC Concepcion's new koreanish farty soap.XP Technically, that isn't a sitcom but is just as DSB.)) They're as stupefyingly pointless as Facebook and Friendster and the whole slew of crap-propelled social networking buggerifics. Oh, not to mention sports! And by that I mean all sports! (Except for chess, of course.XD) I am so bigoted I swear.

I've seen Futurama three times and yes, that includes the seventy-two episodes and the four movies. Waharhar.XD Ijustcan'tgetenoughoveeeeet. I am dying for more Futurama just as Fry is dying for more Slurm butt juice. But really, Futurama is my new found religion, my brainsucking slug, the hacked control center in my skull, the end-all and be-all of my existence. Hukkk, that is melted cheese right there.

Anywheeeeze. Screw that. Snippet of the news:

Quipped Matt Groening, "We're thrilled 'Futurama' is coming back. We now have only 25,766 episodes to make before we catch up with Bender and Fry in the year 3000." Added David X. Cohen, "We're excited and amazed that the show is coming back, perhaps due to some sort of mysterious time loop. We look forward to working with COMEDY CENTRAL and 20th Television to make this the best iteration of the loop yet!"

It's about time! It's been six years, Matt Groening, six years! since the last Futurama episode. And by god you should've cooked enough new plotlines bristling with misanthropic aliens and misanthropic robots by then.

I miss hiking. Gaaah. Haven't climbed in about a month or so, what with the typhoons and all. I miss them dipsomaniac dumbapes and huggable green trees and disgusting bloodsucking bugs and of course, the fresh lung-purifying air. SNIIIIIFFFFF. Alas, I am stuck in my wormhole of schoolwork. I can't wait for the weekend!X0 I mean ugh, FINALS, so fucking ugh.

Izzy dropped by unannounced yesternight to see if the spark was still there. There wasn't.XD Not a microscopic glint of colliding electron clouds. I have no emotion. Deal with it.

So BLAH. I know I'll end up a spinster. I know I'll never get married or bear bratty effing kids much less get prego. I have so much testosterone in my body I'll prolly grow my own dick and balls.

Screw relationships! Fuck them all! Hyeah!XD

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