Wordgasm is a portmanteau of words and orgasm, "word whoring" to put, an intellectual ejaculation of words and lexicons and sesquipedalians and googlewhacks and such, where cliches are strictly prohibited and stereotypes are burnt at stake. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but the words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
Call me Tobey. I'm twentyish, with a gender that involves a vagina. I live in Quezon City. And I go to the University of the Philippines, taking an academic course that requires a large vocabulary and stupendous amounts of imagination. How do you get that? You quaff a gallon of black coffee and gawk at your empty bank account. That would be enough inspiration. More »
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I don't care.
16.02.10 - 01:26

That pretty much sums up my philosophy in life.XP

All boring people must die.

Why has everybody and everything become boring?

We should return to the Golden Age of Rome. All the heretics, witches, blasphemers, criminals, prostitutes, atheists, sorcerers, infidels, anarchists, weaklings, beggars, retards, homosexuals, mushroom addicts, sodomists, invalids, traitors, freethinkers, punks, vagabonds, and all other deviants that I fail to mention, they were all fed to lions and crocodiles and bulls and other ferocious beasts in the amphitheater, dodging and tripping along the inescapable vast open space of the arena, to be devoured limb by limb while celebrated with utter revelry and boisterous rioting. Out of that society came the selected elite: the intellectuals, philosophers, writers, artists, sculptors, musicians, warriors, and so on, all of whom shaped what was called the Golden Age of Rome. Then again, this is the same weltanschauung of Adolf Hitler: survival to the fittest. There is no room for sympathy. The weak should be exterminated.

I propose we apply the same concept to control overpopulation.:p Death to all humans! Because really, there's no other way.

Holy sodomy, I can't breathe. I mean literally. Everywhere I go everybody else is sucking up my breathing space. I mean: people, there are so much space in outer space. Get the hell out of my planet.

What is up with me hating human beings? I don't get it.XP

Methinks I am inadequate to adapt to the demands of this society. I hate humans. I hate society. I hate school. I hate boredom. I hate, I hate, I hate. What a silly way to live, being pissed off all the time. It's just either I am totally fucked up, or the world is.

Summer is just a few weeks away. Wooooooot! Hello literature, alcohol, music, friends.:D And nature and mountains and road trips. Hello0o0o0o new cat! And new mountain bike! Goodbye jeepneys and awkward moments staring silently at people's pathetic faces!:p Hello world! I have two months to be alive this summer vacation!:D

Word Up

» f
17.02.10 - 10:32

T so who were you before?

» Tobey
17.02.10 - 17:49

Why should I answer your question?:p

» f
18.02.10 - 06:45

because we were lovers from past lives ;)

» Tobey
19.02.10 - 01:04

I think I was a closet witch in my past life. Burnt alive in the Inquisition at the age of 21.

You were a fishmonger then, nobody special, was swallowed whole by a giant fish.

Fish, Finch. It's not a coincidence.

I was among those who ate the giant fish, and you were among those who burned me.:p

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