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Wordgasm is a portmanteau of words and orgasm, "word whoring" to put, an intellectual ejaculation of words and lexicons and sesquipedalians and googlewhacks and such, where cliches are strictly prohibited and stereotypes are burnt at stake. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but the words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
Call me Tobey. I'm twentyish, with a gender that involves a vagina. I live in Quezon City. And I go to the University of the Philippines, taking an academic course that requires a large vocabulary and stupendous amounts of imagination. How do you get that? You quaff a gallon of black coffee and gawk at your empty bank account. That would be enough inspiration. More »
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08.06.10 - 23:25
Hola fellow Earthicans! I now have all the internet for myself! .....at the lobby.... of Molave Dorm in UP!XP I am now a dormer. Iccckkkk. One of those people who walk in their pajamas in the campus. My three roommates are dorky snorebores who seem to have forgotten how to open their mouths and wriggle their vocal chords--they don't talk. At all. Not even to each other. Or to the wall. They don't produce any sound, not a yawn or a burp. Since my entire stay here, which is just a little bit over twenty-four hours XD, I haven't even heard them fart. I've been holding my farts for a long time since none of them seem to fart at all. It would be a humiliation should I let go of my biological inhibitions. Me, fart?? What nonsense. We shall have to get used to being robots here. Mind your own effing business, is all. Oh what fun. Them stray cats have been following me all evening. One was a black and white prego cat which reminded me of Stabby. ...and I ran out of laptop battery. Gaddemitz.XP Word UpWord did you say? | |