Butiki is my secret obsession.XP He is my incubus and I am his succubus. He is my mindtwister and I am his mastermind. He is my Enervon Prime and I am his Nescafe. I've been ranting and raving about him incessantly so might as well introduce who this nutcrack is.

01. He's sinistral--a lefty. His hand usually smears the writing as it passes over the newly-written words.

02. He has a birthmark on his left temple and part of his eye and eyebrow.

03. He hates squids. Pinaglihi daw kasi siya sa pusit--evinced by the Squid Ink on his face.

04. He's a national Ragnarok champion.

05. He's a DOTA addict.

06. He's the Game Master of a DOTA guild.

07. He drools while sleeping.

08. His favorite colors are BLACK and *{color:green;}GREEN.

09. He's always craving for a plate of alimasag (crabs).

10. He's forgetful and minimalistic. He forgets everything he sets on the table--cellphone, wallet, cap, lighter, et cetera--reason why he wouldn't carry anything in his pocket. (He keeps his phone in his bag.)

11. His head--and only his head--perspires excessively.

12. I consider him a grandmaster in chess.

13. His favorite book is Death Note.

14. He listens to punk rock music.

15. He's a Team Leader in some company.

16. He has the personality profile of a Supervisor / ESTJ.

17. He titillates when tickling his navel.

18. He kisses with his eyes open.

19. His favorite toy is the Rubik's cube.

20. His moniker Butiki came from his thin and potbellied physique during high school. Until he worked out in a gym and gained weight.

21. He's adept in Martial Arts.

22. He snores like a sozzled dragon.

23. He's moody.

24. He wouldn't buy a pack of cigarettes. Otherwise he'll smoke them all in one sitting.

25. He used to be the lead singer of some band.

26. He finds billiards boring.

27. He finds stupid girls boring.

28. He's socially flexible. He can make anybody like him.

29. He's emotionally stable.

30. He's previous criteria for a girlfriend: pretty, sexy, and stupid. He'll just leave them anyway.

31. He has a wicked sense of humor.

32. He has two younger sisters.

33. He's turning twenty-six on April twenty-nine.

34. He collects tokens from different arcades.

35. He doesn't like to be touched.

36. He's irrationally infuriated at homosexuals.

37. He can perfectly playact as a faggot.

38. He has gasoline fetish.

39. He's gustatorily curious. He's tasted different kinds of shampoo, lotion, cream, liquid detergent, paint, and whatnot. He's even tasted black ants and katol.

40. But he's not fond of condiments.

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