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Wordgasm is a portmanteau of words and orgasm, "word whoring" to put, an intellectual ejaculation of words and lexicons and sesquipedalians and googlewhacks and such, where cliches are strictly prohibited and stereotypes are burnt at stake. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but the words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
Call me Tobey. I'm twentyish, with a gender that involves a vagina. I live in Quezon City. And I go to the University of the Philippines, taking an academic course that requires a large vocabulary and stupendous amounts of imagination. How do you get that? You quaff a gallon of black coffee and gawk at your empty bank account. That would be enough inspiration. More »
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Menses lente transibant. Hiems erat severissima et frigus monasterium invadit. Paulus Luciam videre solam non poterat, quod virgo semper cum matre ambulabat aut in ecclesia orabat. Infelix per longas gelidasque noctes per fenestram stellas spectans in cella iacebat. Mox natalis Christi dies a monachis celebratus est. Karolus et Egberta et Lucia ad missas audiendas advenerunt et postea domum cum episcopo abbatissaque discesserunt. In monastarerio Augustinus ceterique discipuli fabulam agebant: Iosephus et Maria a tabernis reiecti stabulum inveniunt. Omnes manchi ab Augustini fabula sunt exhilarati praeter abbatem qui eam iocosiorem vocabat. Multae vini amphorae exhaustae, multi anseres devorati sunt. Sic paucos dies omnes curae sublatae sunt. Per multos menses monachi anxii fuerant, populus incertus. Media in hieme plurimi Danos propter frigus atque mare turbulentum non exspectabant; itaque res suas apud se tenebant. Vere tamen veniente res bovesque in monasterium adductae sunt. Primo thesaurus in ecclessia modicus erat quod exiguae pauperibus servisque res. Sed post paucos dies fictilia, fibulae, scuta, lintea et cetera in ecclesiam tradita sunt; thesaurus igitur gradatim crescebat. Athea oraveram. Latin fetish, methinks. Word did you say? | |