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Wordgasm is a portmanteau of words and orgasm, "word whoring" to put, an intellectual ejaculation of words and lexicons and sesquipedalians and googlewhacks and such, where cliches are strictly prohibited and stereotypes are burnt at stake. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but the words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
Call me Tobey. I'm twentyish, with a gender that involves a vagina. I live in Quezon City. And I go to the University of the Philippines, taking an academic course that requires a large vocabulary and stupendous amounts of imagination. How do you get that? You quaff a gallon of black coffee and gawk at your empty bank account. That would be enough inspiration. More »
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04.11.07 - 11:20
Reverse psychology, that. Worked, didn't it??XD New mobile number everyone +63917-578-2580. YAY!XD Yeeeaaaap, I'm back to my Globe Postpaid Plan. (Which means to say that's my new old number, get it? Hekhek.XD) Erm. The security measures of posting my mobile number online is practically a scheme to, err, you know, get more stalkers from the internet, and by the way of stalkers I mean those that, err, grow beans stalks at your backyard.XP Arrrrrgghhh. I'm home, hurrah!XD Went home to actually visit me daddy's and grandpappy's grave at the Sanctuary of Peace, and what the hey, today's my mum's and sister's birthday!XD And it's raining! Which means... It's raining in their birthday!XD Uh.o_0 Oooohhh GAAAAAAAAD. Didn't I just tell you??! I went AWOL from my recent job. Heehee. Cos I can't take anymore SHIT in my life, even if it takes a lot of MOOLAH to lift me off this filthy poverty. All I reeaaheeeally really want is to work with something I'd die working with, i.e. like being God (or Goddess for that matter), an angel, or a writer. A writer. And no, not just a writer, but a writer slash graphic artist, web designer, photographer, critic, philosopher, mathematician, physicist, linguist, literati, et cetera, a renaissance woman of the twenty-first century to put, that I shall have to become before I dig my own grave. And to finagle such a successful career I shall have to extend my life similar to those of the denizens of the Book of Genesis; I'd have to get access to the Philosopher's Stone. (Insert ominous sound.) Pooooooooooor blog. I haven't been tossing much sensible stuff in here lately. It's been a month since the last update about the, uh, kuliti.XP Crap, crap, crap. Boogershickityfuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm all bottled up inside.X0 Which means, I'm gonna burst into shards of glass any moment now. Any mowmhent nahaaww. Word did you say?« The Highly Sensitive Person :: Wanted: Alien Abductionist » | |