Wordgasm is a portmanteau of words and orgasm, “word whoring” to put, an intellectual ejaculation of words and lexicons and sesquipedalians and googlewhacks and such, where cliches are strictly prohibited and stereotypes are burnt at stake. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but the words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
Call me Tobey. I’m twentyish, with a gender that involves a vagina. I live in Quezon City. And I go to the University of the Philippines, taking an academic course that requires a large vocabulary and stupendous amounts of imagination. How do you get that? You quaff a gallon of black coffee and gawk at your empty bank account. That would be enough inspiration. More »
 
Semiresigned and Semiterminated
Friday :: 30 May 2008 :: 02:56

I have semiresigned and have been semiterminated from work. Say wut, you ask?? I have incurred the maximum number of absences allowed prior the result of my resignation thus rendering me terminated while my resignation is still in process. Yeah, that, it. :p Well, actually I still am not terminated, neither resigned because the company hasn’t summoned me for my exit interview yet. Har. So that explains the semiresigned and the semiterminated. I are in bumsville! Hurrah!XD Would you lot believe I was in dental services?? Wahahahahaha.XD Spell spellbound boredom: DENTAL. Harharhar. The only vocabulary I learned from dental services besides all the polysyllabic dental procedures is edentulous. That, toothless and all but gums. :p

I’m going back to school! Tralalalala.XD

We’re going to…… BATANGAS this weekend!XD Boohoo, Batangas my rectum. Bohoooooring. Last time I went to Batangas to scuba dive my right leg cramped and I plummeted to the coral-infested seabed bruising my arms and legs and baiting hordes of sharks with my blood. Ugh. Talk about the brine and the smarting pain. Waaaaaaahhh. The first aid people smothered my bruises with ethyl alcohol. Wahahahaha.

I neeeeeeeeeed YOSI. And balut. :p

And so I am leaving my boyfriend, and my new found drinking buddies. Sad.

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