Wordgasm is a portmanteau of words and orgasm, “word whoring” to put, an intellectual ejaculation of words and lexicons and sesquipedalians and googlewhacks and such, where cliches are strictly prohibited and stereotypes are burnt at stake. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but the words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
Call me Tobey. I’m twentyish, with a gender that involves a vagina. I live in Quezon City. And I go to the University of the Philippines, taking an academic course that requires a large vocabulary and stupendous amounts of imagination. How do you get that? You quaff a gallon of black coffee and gawk at your empty bank account. That would be enough inspiration. More »
 
Friday :: 11 July 2008 :: 16:47

NATURE this weekend! Hurrah!XD We’ll be hiking Mount Maculot in Batangas. I’m just a wee bit disturbed—my sister mentioned Maculot has become a basura mountain and I just can’t imagine the fields of garbage we’d have to wade through before reaching the top. Just imagine the sight, the smell, and all the junk that we have to kick or trample on. I mean goodness fucking god, I’d rather go surfing (Oo, tae, hindi ako marunong magsarping.) but I’d rather loll on the beach, get a tan, and relish the invigorating smell of the brine, than hiking up a filthy giant lump of earth protruding from the ground. Then again it’s overlooking the Taal Lake so might as well take the chance to experienzzzz something new and exhilarating. We’ll be dressing up at the top—the snazzy corpy sort of outfit which I extremely abhor—tipple alcohol, smoke weed, and take pictures, the usual nature tripping. Bleah. Tedious, mindless narration.

Mount Maculot. Say, it could be a metaphor for a landmass of pubic hair agriculture. Then as you reach the pinnacle, you’d gloat at this panoramic view of a large hole elsewhere filled with cum—water, that, the Taal Lake.

I need a lungful of fresh air.

Hemmiwaaaaaaaaaay.

NEW TOY!!!XXDDDD

I haven’t started deciphering the 4×4×4 yet, pero tsismis mas madali kesa 3×3×3. The Revenge of the Rubik’s Cube, that’s whatsit called. And what do you call the 5×5×5? The Revenge of the Revenge of the Rubik’s Cube.o_0

I am bored.

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