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Wordgasm is a portmanteau of words and orgasm, "word whoring" to put, an intellectual ejaculation of words and lexicons and sesquipedalians and googlewhacks and such, where cliches are strictly prohibited and stereotypes are burnt at stake. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but the words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
Call me Tobey. I'm twentyish, with a gender that involves a vagina. I live in Quezon City. And I go to the University of the Philippines, taking an academic course that requires a large vocabulary and stupendous amounts of imagination. How do you get that? You quaff a gallon of black coffee and gawk at your empty bank account. That would be enough inspiration. More »
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14.02.10 - 21:39
Because listing new year's resolutions year after year after year is a waste of time might as well cram them all into one list.:p In no particular order:
- Finish college
- Read Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace
- Climb Mt. Apo
- Ride a bike (Just like Robert Pirsig's Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance only earth friendly :p)
- Produce my own energy (veggy garden, solar panels, recycled rainwater, the works)
- Stop alcohol dependence (or brew my own beer :p)
- Own a bookstore
- Master the art of photography
- Plant a seresa tree
- Publish a novel
- Cook and not send people running off screaming
- Have a pedicure XD
- Write a script for an indie movie
- Laser eye surgery for 20/20 vision
- See Johnny Depp in person (Homeeeeeeeeeeeegaaaaaaaaaaaad.)
- Gunshot two of my professors in UP
- Spend a few years in prison reading my favorite books
- Paint murals of Bender Bending Rodriguez
- Work with dolphins
- Kill my brother-in-law

Tigers, Ngarrrrrr. I don't believe in this shit but what the hell.
Tiger people are difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. They are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious, unexpected places. They enjoy life full of challenges and unexpected events, like visiting unusual places and meet interesting outstanding people. Other people in their part are easily attracted by the tiger's enthusiasm and the course of life. Tiger person finds a pleasure in unpredictable, and while other people would rather make a backward step, he/she is not afraid to explore new and unusual. But it is not that simple to interest the tiger. What they really need is first-hand experience. Usually open and frank, these people are likely to withdraw and you can be aggressive when trapped. As soon as the tiger person has regained his/her sense of security his/her confidence also returns, enabling him/her to set out once more. These people usually tend to trust their instincts, though there is another side of their personality, which assesses situations thoughtfully before launch any actions. Their friends usually secretly admire their determination and optimism, though sometimes may find it complicated to share the tiger's enthusiasm and can be pushed away and left behind. In spite of the fact that tiger people can be courageous and generous friends, if they are not able to achieve what they want, they can be inflexible and self-centered.
-- Lunar Chinese Horoscope

Erm. As always. I am drunk. Spots all over, wtf?
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15.02.10 - 21:45
what's your age in dolphin years? are you legal towerk wit dyolphy ? :p
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