Wordgasm is a portmanteau of words and orgasm, "word whoring" to put, an intellectual ejaculation of words and lexicons and sesquipedalians and googlewhacks and such, where cliches are strictly prohibited and stereotypes are burnt at stake. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but the words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.

Call me Tobey. I'm twentyish, with a gender that involves a vagina. I live in Quezon City. And I go to the University of the Philippines, taking an academic course that requires a large vocabulary and stupendous amounts of imagination. How do you get that? You quaff a gallon of black coffee and gawk at your empty bank account. That would be enough inspiration. More »

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Time To Not Give A Shit

31.12.09 - 01:22

Why are you here, who gives a shit.

Why I write, who gives a shit.

Why should we always give a shit?

It's high time we don't, you know, give a shit.

Why the world is crazy is because we give too much shit.

We think shit, talk shit, read shit, write shit.

The world is shitty not because of the shit that makes it all up.

It's shitty because of words.

Down to the gut of everything that makes up the universe and your shitty brain, everything just boils down to words.

And to get rid of all this shit and find the real value of things, we have to get rid of words.

Stop thinking. Stop talking. Stop reading. Stop writing.

We should all just watch porn instead. Haha.XD

Happy Atheistmas Holidays, everyone.

Hello0o0o0o0o0oooooo 2010! :D

My only resolution: to keep myself from getting pissed off all the time.

Mantra should always be: SMILE. Flap your arms. Think happy thoughts. Clouds. Birds. Mountains. Alcohol. Cunnilingus. Gummy bears. Bender Rodriguez. Kilgore Trout.

That should keep me happy for a while. :p

Word did you say?

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