Wordgasm is a portmanteau of words and orgasm, "word whoring" to put, an intellectual ejaculation of words and lexicons and sesquipedalians and googlewhacks and such, where cliches are strictly prohibited and stereotypes are burnt at stake. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but the words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
Call me Tobey. I'm twentyish, with a gender that involves a vagina. I live in Quezon City. And I go to the University of the Philippines, taking an academic course that requires a large vocabulary and stupendous amounts of imagination. How do you get that? You quaff a gallon of black coffee and gawk at your empty bank account. That would be enough inspiration. More »
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Talikasan @ Mt. Daguldol
02.06.10 - 23:18
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One sunny day...


Somewhere in Batangas


Some humans were searching for something that crashlanded from the sky.


Night came and there it was! The Flying Saucer!


The aliens skinned the humans and wore their human hides.


They glowed in the dark and worshiped melted marshmallows.


Took them a whole night to adapt into their human disguises.
They were all natural the next morning.


Crashlanding site. Poor coconut trees.


The aliens dispersed into the community and...

Back to Ifugao
16.03.10 - 20:36
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Weekend major climb at Mt. Amuyao, the fourth highest mountain in Luzon.:p Lifted them pics from Fezbookery.


See that tiny person with a yellow bag running away?
That's Angel, fart-propelled to the nearest crap area.


Them rice terraces.


Passed by Mt. Alemona and Mt. Polis first before...


...the steep trail up Mt. Amuyao.


Summit.:p


Pasaway na lata, nakikisali.

Beachineering
20.01.10 - 19:12
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Traversed an unnamed mountain last weekend going to Nagsasa Cove in Zambales.:p I don't have time to write so I'll just post fickshoors.

I almost got stung by a stingray! It was two fricking feet away and was flapping its bat-arm-like thingimajiggy and everything and I was like HOLYSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT I am going to diiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.X0 But Mr. Stingray was the first to swim away and was prolly thinking the same thing.

Ayun lang. Boring.XP

FUCK SCHOOL! Gaaaaaaaaad, I'm always burnt out.XC

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