1. I am lazy.
2. My favorite color is coded hexadecimal #009530.
3. I haven't the patience for cooking, kids, and stupid people.
4. Unlike other writers, I am a math person. I also hate poetry.
5. I have titanium metal plates screwed in my skull.
6. I get bored easily.
7. I collect adult toys. Not the rubber dick I can whip you with kind of toy, but the mental stimulant type, like rubik's cube, chess, scrabble, cube locks, and so on.
8. You'd know I'm comfortable with you around when I spontaneously break into a stupid song or a stupid dance. Or just fart in your presence. Drum-beat loud, wet and airy fart, that.
9. I ♥ robots.
10. I'm an atheist. Hurrah rationalism.
11. Can't sleep with the lights off.
12. I think clocks, ties, and high heels are useless inventions.
13. I have a fetish for the sky--sunrise, twilight, cloud patterns, constellations, eclipses, birds, aliens, and everything else not earthbound. The universe.
14. My favorite writer is Anthony Burgess.
15. I don't watch TV.
16. Or read newspapers or magazines.
17. I don't have a Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Tumblr, Multiply, Livejournal, whatever. This is all I have.
18. I'm a bit of a recluse.
19. My only hobby that involves other people is mountain climbing.
20. I have the personality profile of an inventor.

Books

• Paul Auster's The New York Trilogy: City of Glass, Ghosts, and The Locked Room
• Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot
• Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451
• Anthony Burgess's Enderby Quartet: Inside Mr. Enderby, Enderby Outside, The Clockwork Testament, and Enderby's Dark Lady
• Charles Bukowski's Factotum and Post Office
• Albert Camus's The Stranger and The Fall
• Marquis de Sade's The 120 Days of Sodom
• Charles Dickens's Hard Times
• Fyodor Dostoevsky's The Brothers Karamazov
• William Golding's The Lord of the Flies
• Homer's Iliad and Odyssey
• Aldous Huxley's A Brave New World
• Erica Jong's Fear of Flying
• Jack Kerouac's On The Road
• Alan Lightman's Einstein's Dreams
• Alan Moore's Watchmen, V for Vendetta, and Lost Girls
• George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four
• Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, and Haunted
• Thomas Pynchon's V
• J.D. Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye
• William Shakespeare's Hamlet and Othello
• Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
• Patrick Suskind's Perfume
• Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, and Cat's Cradle
• Irvine Welsh's Trainspotting

Film

• Alien vs. Predator
• Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
• Amelie
• Being John Malkovich
• Blade Runner
• A Clockwork Orange
• District 9
• Donnie Darko
• El Laberinto Del Fauno
• Equilibrium
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• The Fifth Element
• Fight Club
• Gattaca
• The Godfather
• Identity
• Inglourious Basterds
• Interview with the Vampire
• Into The Wild
• Juno
• Oldboy
• One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
• The Professional
• Pulp Fiction
• The Red Violin
• Requiem For A Dream
• Silence of the Lambs
• Sin City
• Snatch
• Taxi Driver
• Trainspotting
• The Truman Show
• V for Vendetta
• Vicky Cristina Barcelona
• Y Tu Mama Tambien

TV Series

• Futurama
• The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Websites

• How Stuff Works
• Learn Something Everyday
• The Onion
• Skeptic
• StumbleUpon
• TED