01. I am lazy.

02. My only hobby that involves other people is mountain climbing.

03. I don't watch TV.

04. I'm afraid of the dark.

05. You'd know I'm comfortable with you around when I spontaneously break into a stupid song or a stupid dance. Or just fart in your presence. Drum-beat loud, wet and airy fart, that.

06. I get bored easily.

07. I'm a skeptic, a freethinker, and an atheist.

08. I think clocks, ties, and high heels are useless inventions.

09. I have a fetish for the sky--sunrise, twilight, cloud patterns, constellations, eclipses, birds, aliens, and everything else not earthbound. The universe.

10. I have the personality profile of an inventor.

Authors

• Aristophanes
• Isaac Asimov
• Paul Auster
• Samuel Beckett
• Ray Bradbury
• Charles Bukowski
• Albert Camus
• Charles Dickens
• Fyodor Dostoevsky
• William Golding
• Homer
• Aldous Huxley
• Erica Jong
• Jack Kerouac
• Alan Lightman
• Alan Moore
• George Orwell
• Chuck Palahniuk
• Thomas Pynchon
• J.D. Salinger
• William Shakespeare
• Patrick Suskind
• Kurt Vonnegut
• Irvine Welsh

Movies

• Alien vs. Predator
• Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
• Amelie
• Being John Malkovich
• Blade Runner
• A Clockwork Orange
• District 9
• Donnie Darko
• El Laberinto Del Fauno
• Equilibrium
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• The Fifth Element
• Fight Club
• Gattaca
• The Godfather
• Identity
• Inglourious Basterds
• Interview with the Vampire
• Into The Wild
• Juno
• Oldboy
• One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
• The Professional
• Pulp Fiction
• The Red Violin
• Requiem For A Dream
• Silence of the Lambs
• Sin City
• Snatch
• Taxi Driver
• Trainspotting
• The Truman Show
• V for Vendetta
• Vicky Cristina Barcelona
• Y Tu Mama Tambien

TV Series

• Futurama
• The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Websites

• How Stuff Works
• Learn Something Everyday
• The Onion
• Skeptic
• StumbleUpon
• TED