Inside the Brain of a Robot (v1)

Version 1. Notes recovered from robot's corrupted memory.

1. Pattern mismatch between query and answer.
2. Traces root problem in query.
3. Redefines a code in query, expecting to get a redefined answer.
4. Receives a massive internal attack. Does not compute.
5. Too tedious (and time-constrained) to explain error. States 1 to 3 in one simple declarative.
6. No offense meant.
7. Human nukes robot's processing units. Robot is unstable, rewiring.
8. Human self-defends. Robot does not attack, does not defend.
9. Second attack. Robot's programming language is nuked.
10. Robot assumes to be offended.
11. Attacker is self-righteous.
12. Robot apologizes. Ignored.
13. Sees duel from top view. Robotgasms. Ignored.
14. Suggests apology in person. Robot brain speaks differently through human mouth. Ignored.
15. Hint taken as sexual advance?
16. Robot shuts down.
17. Reboots. Refreshes error (F5).
18. Keys in query. Ignored.
19. Clears memory.
20. Unplugs processing units.

Internal problem error 1: could not disconnect intranet from attacker.
Internal problem error 2: wear human skin next time.
Internal problem error 3: robot may be beyond repair.

// 15 Dec 2014